Paper Mama Photo Challenge & Kim Kardashian Look-a-Likes
I first heard about The Paper Mama’s photo challenge from Jess at I Rock So What {how cool is her header?} and I thought it would be a fun way to introduce you to the new bump too! After seeing another...
View ArticleWhere have I been?
Where has she been & who I am? That’s a secret I will certainly tell. You know you love me. XOXO Gossip Girl. I know you all hate it when you come over here to get a little dose of funny or snark...
View Article10 Lies Pregnant Women Tell Themselves
source 1. I’m going to workout my entire pregnancy. 2. I’m not going to gain as much weight as I did the last time around. 3. 7 weeks pregnant “I think I felt the baby move!” no bitch that was gas...
View ArticleYou lady have got the clamp
So I have preeclampsia. And I have a baby who’s measuring 2 weeks ahead. And I have a date with boiled vegetable soup all day today. So how’s your week been so far? Tuesday was my appointment with my...
View ArticleThe Clamp Diet aka Preeclampsia Soup
For a special edition of baby bump pictures that is somewhat naughty check my Facebook page. Edit: I also woke up this morning realizing that I’m not 19 weeks. I’m only 18…but who’s counting. Excuse...
View ArticleThose are my breast
Those are my breast. Sitting not so high above my pregnant belly. Resting in a sling that could be tighter, maybe should be bigger, & probably definitely cleaner. My breast are enormous. Taking...
View ArticleAnd that baby will be…
So there you have it folks. A woman girl {2 kids & husband & I still consider myself a girl} who doesn’t wear tennis shoes, doesn’t like to sweat, can’t change a tire, check oil & refuses...
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